We've finally arrived at the section of Harry's House where we enter the bedroom. And we don't want to leave. While we were all sleeping, Harry Styles dropped the music video to his track "Late Night Talking", and it has to be the horniest one to emerge from the musician yet. Yes, more stimulating than "Watermelon Sugar" and "Lights Up" – we know.
It opens with Styles alone in bed. He then crawls like an oversized infant, dressed in his usual Gucci garb (this time pyjamas) through a sheet tunnell into the kind of adult slumber party we'd sell our mothers to be apart of. Although, let's be real, we'd definitely be the person at the end of the bed fast asleep.
— Ash//LNT DAY (@1Ddayrry) July 13, 2022
The music video then cuts to a scene of Styles reading the paper in a museum on a bed installation modelled off of Tracey Emin's work My Bed. It's date night next and on the menu is red sauce pasta and meatballs. He shares it with a male cutie – which naturally has set Twitter off chirping. As the video continues, more scenarios crop up of Harry Styles sharing a bed with an assortment of different people, none of whom are us.
For all the Harries out there, the music video to "Late Night Talking" is ripe with fantasy fodder. So take it and let your imaginations run wild. You can bet we're doing the exact same thing.
HARRY STYLES SAYS LESBIAN RIGHTS pic.twitter.com/u4TJTuGN7m
— jenn²⁸🌸 (@stylesvie) July 13, 2022
See the music video to "Late Night Talking" for yourself, below. We'll be practising our simping skills in time for Harry Styles to touch down in Sydney early next year for his Love on Tour dates. Until then.