"Backstage at AJE - the opening show of this years MBFWA. I'm holding up the Opera House with only one hand!"
"In line up for AJE, looking very sad but I promise I was actually having the best time."
"Backstage at Bec + Bridge, looking and feeling very excited before I knew that these very shoes would betray me on the runway."
"Post runway, pointing at my very stressed toes which were all aggressively clenched around the front of my shoe for the entire walk! I love my job."
"Really feeling my sexy air hostess fantasy, please take a few moments to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you."
"On my way to the last show of the week, feeling a little dead inside and very, very tired."