"Backstage at AJE - the opening show of this years MBFWA. I'm holding up the Opera House with only one hand!"
"In line up for AJE, looking very sad but I promise I was actually having the best time."
"Post runway, pointing at my very stressed toes which were all aggressively clenched around the front of my shoe for the entire walk! I love my job."
"Really feeling my sexy air hostess fantasy, please take a few moments to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you."
"On my way to the last show of the week, feeling a little dead inside and very, very tired."